Topic: The semi-official, POS celebrity deathmatch thread

I'm pretty sure you all know the rules for this type of thread, pick two fighters at their peak moment in history, either singer v singer or band v band, the next person to post say's who would win in an arse kicking contest and how/why they would win, then nominate the next two contenders and so on, simple.
The judges decision is final, no rematches.
I'll start (obviously)

http://img2-ak.lst.fm/i/u/300x300/b7890e53cfef453fac22fa4c29b0665f.jpg VS http://images.contactmusic.com/newsimages/johnny_cash_1177547.jpg

Henry "The Neck" Rollins  VS  Johnny "The Man In Black" Cash

jello biafra ..... jello biafra ......... JELLO BIAFRA !!!!
Fuckin sex pistols mad

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Rollins, cuz Cash was always so fucked up Rollins would play punching bag with his face.

http://metamansion.com/wp-content/uploads/images/Agnostic_Front_352.jpg  VS  http://newnoisemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Sick-Of-It-All-band-2014.jpg

NYHC battle, Agnostic Front VS Sick Of It All

"We've been divided, we've been bled,
Like a chicken without a head.
Running frantically amuck
Taking but not giving a fuck."

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z18/ickmcwang/ickmcwang.gif

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Agnostic Front wins. Pretty sure Roger Miret's been to prison so I think he can handle Sick of it All on his own.

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/5/13/1431510426570/bc51c41f-be0f-47c6-9a8b-4cf62b7e0495-1607x2040.jpeg?w=620&q=55&auto=format&usm=12&fit=max&s=13a64a5f1c13e320c996d2a1cd8e32b9

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/52dcafc3e4b0cb24e89a2eb7/t/54c28e7fe4b0a642bb3abfd8/1422036607849/

America's two most famous stoner musicians. Snoop Dogg VS Willie Nelson

"I pop punk, not pills"

Re: The semi-official, POS celebrity deathmatch thread

Frito Lay wins - they would snack themselves to death while they pondered what they were fighting about

http://punkrock.org/content/media/84702379c44996d263c120d41aed3211.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f0/87/bc/f087bc26a032f92f278f1cac78fe7db3.jpg

Sid vs. G.G.

From the wreckage of humiliation
I got my self respect
I pulled myself together
What the hell did you expect

Re: The semi-official, POS celebrity deathmatch thread

I reckon there would be that much shit and blood flying about that infections would win the day. But between those two, GG would pummel Sid, Sids a game lad and can swing a mean bass or a chain, but GG would just suck it up and waste the fucker.
Sid was just a nice lad with a low sense of self preservation.


http://www.at40.com/cimages/var/plain_site/storage/images/repository/photos/eminem-bio/40513-1-eng-US/Eminem-Bio_photo_medium.jpg VS https://a3-images.myspacecdn.com/images04/4/975e07bf7bee4b1f912d1621ad15a40b/300x300.jpg

Eminem Vs Pavarotti

jello biafra ..... jello biafra ......... JELLO BIAFRA !!!!
Fuckin sex pistols mad

Re: The semi-official, POS celebrity deathmatch thread

I'm gonna take Pavarotti because of girth size alone and to be honest with Eminem is about as gangster as an episode of full house! His first image as a bad boy failed now he's stuck in a really bad "we had Vanilla Ice when i was a kid" Category.

As for my choice of fight? It's been known that at first off Shooter Jennings (Son of Waylon) http://www.livinglegendsmusic.com/image … gs2011.jpg  and Hank 3 http://www.concertlivewire.com/jpegs/in … hank31.jpg  Didn't like each other as a matter of fact 3 went on to call shooter a "mother fucker who ripped him off" They both claim that the feud is over but i don't think old Sheldon "hank" Williams is the kind of guy to get over things, So let's hook e'm up, Who wins?

"If there's one thing i've learned, It's that life's just one series of curshing defeats after another until you just wished flanders was dead" -Homer simpson

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Hank Williams. He just has that air of knowing how to street fight and how to win by fighting dirty.

Debbie Harry
http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/debbie-harry-is-70-the-blondie-legends-most-iconic-photographs/debbieharry6.jpg

Toyah Wilcox
http://www.visualhistory.ru/barbarika/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1980s.-Toyah-Willcox-Toyah-p38.jpg

"I tried to push him away with my head and I shouldn't have done that." - Alan Pardew

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Phoenix wrote:

Hank Williams. He just has that air of knowing how to street fight and how to win by fighting dirty.

Debbie Harry
http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/debbie-harry-is-70-the-blondie-legends-most-iconic-photographs/debbieharry6.jpg

Toyah Wilcox
http://www.visualhistory.ru/barbarika/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1980s.-Toyah-Willcox-Toyah-p38.jpg


I take Joan Jett in a come out of nowhere, WWF beatdown over Debbie and Toyah, flying out from backstage and just curb-stomping mofos.

https://65.media.tumblr.com/ce9287561df08817d9df21bdc65ed080/tumblr_nnw6uvIHxz1tiycu3o1_500.png







fuck it, BYO records did it:


NOFX
http://epitaph.com/media/artists/Nofx_MegaImage.jpg

Rancid
http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2015/11/10/rancid.jpg

"We've been divided, we've been bled,
Like a chicken without a head.
Running frantically amuck
Taking but not giving a fuck."

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z18/ickmcwang/ickmcwang.gif

Re: The semi-official, POS celebrity deathmatch thread

Fat Mike seems like a bitch, so Rancid.

Time for a Boston beatdown! Choke or Rob Lind?

http://restassuredzine.com/images/stories/March2014/0001115.jpg

http://dyingscene.com/wp-content/uploads/Rob-Lind1-250x321.jpg

Re: The semi-official, POS celebrity deathmatch thread

Ick McWang wrote:
Phoenix wrote:

Hank Williams. He just has that air of knowing how to street fight and how to win by fighting dirty.

Debbie Harry
http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/debbie-harry-is-70-the-blondie-legends-most-iconic-photographs/debbieharry6.jpg

Toyah Wilcox
http://www.visualhistory.ru/barbarika/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1980s.-Toyah-Willcox-Toyah-p38.jpg


I take Joan Jett in a come out of nowhere, WWF beatdown over Debbie and Toyah, flying out from backstage and just curb-stomping mofos.

https://65.media.tumblr.com/ce9287561df08817d9df21bdc65ed080/tumblr_nnw6uvIHxz1tiycu3o1_500.png







fuck it, BYO records did it:


NOFX
http://epitaph.com/media/artists/Nofx_MegaImage.jpg

Rancid
http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2015/11/10/rancid.jpg

That's cheating sad

"I tried to push him away with my head and I shouldn't have done that." - Alan Pardew

Re: The semi-official, POS celebrity deathmatch thread

Phoenix wrote:
Ick McWang wrote:
Phoenix wrote:

Hank Williams. He just has that air of knowing how to street fight and how to win by fighting dirty.

Debbie Harry
http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/debbie-harry-is-70-the-blondie-legends-most-iconic-photographs/debbieharry6.jpg

Toyah Wilcox
http://www.visualhistory.ru/barbarika/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/1980s.-Toyah-Willcox-Toyah-p38.jpg


I take Joan Jett in a come out of nowhere, WWF beatdown over Debbie and Toyah, flying out from backstage and just curb-stomping mofos.

https://65.media.tumblr.com/ce9287561df08817d9df21bdc65ed080/tumblr_nnw6uvIHxz1tiycu3o1_500.png







fuck it, BYO records did it:


NOFX
http://epitaph.com/media/artists/Nofx_MegaImage.jpg

Rancid
http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/i/2015/11/10/rancid.jpg

That's cheating sad

Lol! Just having some fun.

If I did pick between those two, I take Debbie Harry. She has those eyes like she could kill you

"We've been divided, we've been bled,
Like a chicken without a head.
Running frantically amuck
Taking but not giving a fuck."

http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z18/ickmcwang/ickmcwang.gif